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-- Max Beerbohm



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more of Thanks For the Memories:
Art Carney
Carol Burnett
Don Knotts
Elaine May
Flip Wilson
John Candy
Jonathan Winters
Lucille Ball
Madeline Kahn
Mae West
Marx Brothers
Penny Marshall
Peter Sellers








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The Top Five Things You Don't Want To Hear On A First Date...

5) "Wow, you remind me a LOT of my mother."

4) "Wow, you remind me a LOT of my parole officer."

3) "Don't worry, it's just a rash."

2) "Are the voices in my head bothering you too?"

1) "I really, really like you...so will my sixty-three cats."