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Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm
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| The Top Five Things You Don't Want To Hear On A First Date... |

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| 5) "Wow, you remind me a LOT of my mother." |

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| 4) "Wow, you remind me a LOT of my parole officer." |

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| 3) "Don't worry, it's just a rash." |

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| 2) "Are the voices in my head bothering you too?" |

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| 1) "I really, really like you...so will my sixty-three cats." |
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